evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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