Don't you send me to vm
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Randomize
