oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
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my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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