nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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