Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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