The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There r osticjed everywhere
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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