My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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