What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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