So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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