thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
This is not my ceiling
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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