Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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