Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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