Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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