His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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