ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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