I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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