Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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