Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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