I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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