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whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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