white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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