started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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