did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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