You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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