I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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