I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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