She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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