I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize
