I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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