none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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