She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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