I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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