Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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