you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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