So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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