Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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