so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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