You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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