im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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