margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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