I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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