So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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