he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just cropdusted the office
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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