Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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