I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Fuck appropriateness.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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