He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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