What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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