I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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