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Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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