it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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