you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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