I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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