yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think your dad took our porno
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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