Im at strip club and am horny
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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