THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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