He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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