This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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