drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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